State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
BRING THE BAGELS
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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