he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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