I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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