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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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