maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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