You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it hurts more in the daytime
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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