i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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