I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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