i think my tv is drunk
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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