Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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