I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this just has baby written all over it
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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