So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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