wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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