OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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