where am i from again
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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