capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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