Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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