Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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