Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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