and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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