i think i have herpe
just one?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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