2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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