I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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