Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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