Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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