Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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