none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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