How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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