Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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