Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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