I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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