none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
