She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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