Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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