Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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