I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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