well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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