please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He did a backflip because drugs
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