You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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