It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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