His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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