i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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