she kept yelling 'call me bella'
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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