i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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