Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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