we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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