question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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