i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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