i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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