I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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