My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Randomize
