I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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