Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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