Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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