Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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