An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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