Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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