I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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