so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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